Many of the greatest lovers in history did not follow a well-paved road to bliss — sometimes, the road wasn’t even gravel.
Let’s face it: Valentine’s day is a minefield for guys.
The key is to appeal to her feminine nature with a gift that’s unique and charming. Here’s what I suggest.
Back in the day, über-manly beefcakes like Stallone, Willis, and Schwarzenegger were the kings of the box office and held up as the masculine ideal.
“What’s your favorite late night snack? Pie? I’ll buy 6 of them. That way you’ll have something to munch on after our fierce yet tender bang sesh.”
How do you say “wanna kick it later” in Swedish?
It’s easy to root for the home team when the home team looks like this.
Insert your own “that’s what she said” joke here.