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Whiskey-Flavored Lube: Bad Idea, or Worst Idea Ever?

Look, everyone! It’s Whiskey Dick, the nasty-flavored vom-inducing alcoholic lube you didn’t ask for!

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5 Good Reasons to Date a Cancer (And Other Astrological Signs)

“Cancers are naturally giving people, so they will always make sure you are taken care of.”

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Couple’s First Swing Dance As Husband And Wife Is Impossibly Adorable

They’re not even sweaty, those beautiful, lucky, talented lovebirds!

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The Top 10 “Date-Bait Breeds” of Dogs (Which Is, Apparently, a Thing)

What, like you were going choose a dog based on its personality?

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Improv Team Stages Extravagant Date for Unwitting Couple

Can you say “How About We … Get Serenaded in Central Park While Noshing Finger Food on Someone Else’s Bill?”

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“What Drugs Should I Take to Impress Younger Women?”

One dude struggles to keep up with the (high) times.

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Shocking Couple Caught in a Grotesque Daily PDA

Couples aren’t supposed to kiss like this every day! It’s as if they like each other or something!

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The Entrepreneur’s Guide to Dating

How to land a date the same way you’d start a company.

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10 Good Reasons Not to Sleep With ‘Anonymous Finance Guy’

“I don’t see anything wrong with paying a younger, beautiful girl to sleep with me.”

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Ignoring Your Girlfriend to Tweet About How You’re Proposing To Her? You’re Doing It Wrong

How would you feel upon finding out that your new fiancé was retweeting other people’s tweets throughout the entirety of your special day together?

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18 Guys You Should Never Date

There’s a place for these guys somewhere. Just not in your dating life.

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These Guys Sure Look Hot Holding Cute Animals — But Girls Do, Too

Why are there only blogs dedicated to hot guys holding animals?

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Women Are Sexier With Their Clothes On! (Says Jennifer Love Hewitt)

Are women sexier the more they’re wearing?

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I Took the Male Birth Control Pledge. Will You?

I want Rush Limbaugh to call me a slut, too.

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Do Not Have Sex With This Person.

This guy doesn’t deserve to get laid.

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Sure, I’ll Be Your Fake Girlfriend, If You Pay Me

Hey, if you want to pay someone to write on your Facebook wall to make you seem popular, go ahead. It’s your money…

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10 Workout Moves That Are Also Sex Moves

Shape and Men’s Fitness devised a genius way to get even the most hesitant exercisers to work out — they basically turned it into sex.

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