Crushes

Who We Drooled Over In The ’80s Vs. Who We Drool Over Now

Back in the day, über-manly beefcakes like Stallone, Willis, and Schwarzenegger were the kings of the box office and held up as the masculine ideal.

9 Grocery Store Pickup Lines Smoother Than Peanut Butter (The Smooth Kind)

“What’s your favorite late night snack? Pie? I’ll buy 6 of them. That way you’ll have something to munch on after our fierce yet tender bang sesh.”

10 Reasons to Date a Tennis Player

If you watched a tennis match blindfolded, you’d be forgiven for mistaking it with something vaguely orgiastic.

18 Pros and Cons Of Dating Someone in Theater

The other reason they’re great in bed is because they’re constantly having sex with fellow theater people.

“Can I Please Date My Roommate?”

No seriously. He plays ‘Witchy Woman’ every night! There’s a reason we don’t court in reverse.

23 Reasons To Date An Aussie

#10 If you’re “into sheep,” they know a great place for that kind of kinkery. (New Zealand.)

What Your Celebrity Crush Says About You

There’s a higher probability of Martha Stewart coming out with a line of edible thongs, than there is my husband getting propositioned by Angelina. So, by all means, Honey. Go for it.

10 Incredibly Sexy Things Women Have No Idea They’re Doing

Isn’t it almost always the things people do naturally, things they have no idea they’re even doing, that end up being the most alluring?

10 Fictional Characters (Besides Don Draper) I’d Like To Have Sex With

I mean, sure, you’ll probably wind up doing it with him in his mom’s basement, but School of Rock’s Dewey Finn will work hard for you, you know? He’ll be into it.