Back in the day, über-manly beefcakes like Stallone, Willis, and Schwarzenegger were the kings of the box office and held up as the masculine ideal.
“What’s your favorite late night snack? Pie? I’ll buy 6 of them. That way you’ll have something to munch on after our fierce yet tender bang sesh.”
If you watched a tennis match blindfolded, you’d be forgiven for mistaking it with something vaguely orgiastic.
The other reason they’re great in bed is because they’re constantly having sex with fellow theater people.
No seriously. He plays ‘Witchy Woman’ every night! There’s a reason we don’t court in reverse.
#10 If you’re “into sheep,” they know a great place for that kind of kinkery. (New Zealand.)
There’s a higher probability of Martha Stewart coming out with a line of edible thongs, than there is my husband getting propositioned by Angelina. So, by all means, Honey. Go for it.
Isn’t it almost always the things people do naturally, things they have no idea they’re even doing, that end up being the most alluring?
I mean, sure, you’ll probably wind up doing it with him in his mom’s basement, but School of Rock’s Dewey Finn will work hard for you, you know? He’ll be into it.