This Guy Makes Girls Take This Survey About Him Post-Date

The only question I want to address is in the Conclusion, #1.

Would You Date “The Worst Person In The World”? (This Hand Model)

She can’t cook, clean, take out the garbage, open cans, open windows, open doors, garden, or do sports, and her hands haven’t seen the light of day for 15 years.

Everyone And Their Mother Is Having Public Sex + How To Talk Dirty Without Freaking Her Out + More

(They’re not having sex with their OWN mothers.)

This Is Why You’re Attracted To That Jerk, Says Science

It’s not you!

Whiskey-Flavored Lube: Bad Idea, or Worst Idea Ever?

Look, everyone! It’s Whiskey Dick, the nasty-flavored vom-inducing alcoholic lube you didn’t ask for!

Why I Love Weird Porn, A Pre-Olympic Breakup + More

If you don’t have time to lolly-gag around the internet all day searching for wacky sex and relationship articles like we do, this is for you!

Boyfriend Surprises Girlfriend With a Graduation Proposal

A diamond to go with her diploma: not bad.

This 70-Year-Old Is Ready To Lose Her Virginity + 5 More Must-Reads Around The Web

If you haven’t seen these amazing pictures of 70-year-old Pam Shaw, stop what you are doing and check them out.

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8 Signs It’s A Good Relationship, How To Give A Woman A Massage, + More Must-Read Stuff

Your love life will thank you for reading.

Everything We Know About Dating We Learned From Our Moms

Everybody give it up for your mama — the weekend belongs to her.

This “Cute” Toddler Video Is Actually Creepy And Terrifying

How is this adorable, again?!

10 Things You’ll Learn About Your Boyfriend At Someone Else’s Wedding

If he drags you to a wedding where you don’t know anyone and he peaces out the second you arrive, you should ditch. (I mean the wedding ceremony, not just him.)

6 Lies You Probably Shouldn’t Tell Your Girlfriend

I know for a fact that at least five of those spoken for (my mother, my sister, and at least three ex-girlfriends who regard me in a less than favorable light) have never really appreciated my lies under any circumstances.

5 Good Reasons to Date a Cancer (And Other Astrological Signs)

“Cancers are naturally giving people, so they will always make sure you are taken care of.”

26 Signs She’s Secretly In Love With You

Does she love you? Well, it’s in her kiss — but it’s also in her secret stalkerish behavior.

What 25 Years of Dating Advice from My Mom Looks Like

I guess the advice will never stop coming. (And I hope it doesn’t, whether I listen to it or not.)

What’s the Best Dating Advice You Ever Got from Your Mom? [VIDEO]

Sometimes, Mom really knows what she’s talking about.

How “Reality Bites” Completely Screwed Up My Perception of Dating and Relationships

In the angst that was my early twenties, I saw a guy who could say all the things I longed to hear one moment only to take it all away the next as the most powerful, seductive man alive.