Lounge around drinking coffee and solving the Times crossword puzzle, bare-chested, wearing a blue and white sarong.
“If I don’t call a girl, it is most likely because I don’t want to touch her butt.”
Yeah, that whole “sex through a hole in the sheet” thing? Not at all true.
“I’m just saying if you want to have someone over to listen to music on your bed, a roommate would just get in the way.”
I guess the advice will never stop coming. (And I hope it doesn’t, whether I listen to it or not.)
Just don’t wear sunglasses on your next dinner date. That would be weird.
Wow! Is real life like this!? The answer is yes. Real life is exactly like American Pie.
If Grindr boys’ twelve packs are today’s ab standards, I have some working out to do.
Telling me (and girls like me) to stay away from boys in bands is like telling Superman “Maybe you should stop saving lives for a while.”
Reid Scott will be gracing the big screen as Ben in Losing Control (a role that he loves because it shows the girl getting cold feet in a relationship instead of the guy), and gearing up for the April 22nd premiere of Veep on HBO with Julia Louis-Dreyfus.