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5 Tips for Hitting on a Swedish Woman

Want to hook up with a Swedish woman? Luckily for you, it doesn’t seem that hard.

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10 Overlooked Ways To Sexually Please A Woman + The Best Pick-Up Lines For Each Astrological Sign

Plus: The Singing Bride Becomes An Accidental Viral Hit, Chippendales and the Evolution Of The Male Stripper, How Olivia Munn Outshines Magic Mike’s Actual Romantic Lead Cody Horn & Do You Look Like A Prostitute? (Whatever That Means): It Might Mean No Cabs

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9 Reasons You Should Just Ask Them Out, Already

Do you want to die without at least 20 hilarious ask-out stories?

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7 Tips For Initiating Sex With Dignity

A variation on the classic “This old thing?” shtick, it says “let’sdo this,” in a manner that is clear but not embarrassingly explicit.

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10 Lessons Only A “Slut” Can Teach You

Naked — even rolling fat, cellulite naked — is still naked and okay by just about every single guy out there.

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Shiver His Timbers: 21 Sailor Pickup Lines For Fleet Week

Let’s go out and BOTH drink like sailors.

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It’s Fleet Week! 15 Tips For Picking Up a Sailor

#12: Walk around with a rope and dejectedly say “Is there anyone here who can show me how to tie a knot?”

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How to Stop Sucking at Girls: An Excerpt

Justin Halpern, the author of “Shit My Dad Says,” has a new book out: “I Suck At Girls,” a novel about, well, sucking at girls. Ask Men has published an excerpt, and it’s pretty funny.