The key to getting people to like you is not letting what they think of you affect your self-image/ worth.
Beauty is telling a dirty joke and laughing so hard nobody can hear the punchline.
At first I thought this guy was looking for a guy to feed him chicken wings, and I was like, man. If I only lived in Chicago!
The nightmare doesn’t even end with the pee.
We are pretty. We are soft. We smell like flowers. We won’t rub our scraggly beards all over your face in the morning!
I don’t want you wasting your best years going through heaps of hot men who are emotionally unavailable for you.
If anyone was this honest with me, I’d say HECK YES LET’S DO THIS BABY.