Phyllis Diller -- My dream woman

What Men Love About Fifty-Year-Old Women

The key to getting people to like you is not letting what they think of you affect your self-image/ worth.

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50 Reasons You Are Beautiful

Beauty is telling a dirty joke and laughing so hard nobody can hear the punchline.

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Wanted: Wing Girl – “You Will Dance And Mingle”

At first I thought this guy was looking for a guy to feed him chicken wings, and I was like, man. If I only lived in Chicago!

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Sexually Active Women Are Literally Peeing Their Pants, Says Science

The nightmare doesn’t even end with the pee.

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7 Perks to Lesbian Dating

We are pretty. We are soft. We smell like flowers. We won’t rub our scraggly beards all over your face in the morning!

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What Your Favorite Disney Prince Says About Your Love Life

I don’t want you wasting your best years going through heaps of hot men who are emotionally unavailable for you.

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6 Ways To Be A Classy Bachelorette Party

Avoid shouting “Woo” for no good reason.

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The Surefire Way To Get Anybody To Be Your Bridesmaid

If anyone was this honest with me, I’d say HECK YES LET’S DO THIS BABY.

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10 Signs You’re A Girlfriend For Hire

Read before you sign anything.

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How To Undress In Front Of Your Husband, Circa 1937

Step 5: Turn away to remove your slip, flashing a sliver of butt cheek in the process.