Not every woman wants a ring from you.
If you don’t want to be the arm candy he keeps handy in a vain attempt to recapture his youth, I recommend not dating anyone who’s closer to your parents’ age than your own.
Maybe they just have a lot of guilt. And compassion is how they alleviate their guilt.
Women do not intimidate men.
Celebrate National Go-Topless day with style. Serious, topless style.
They might not realize how far gone they are until they see you decked out in some animal themed t-shirts screaming at the television, “YOU CAN’T LET THE FISH GET AWAY! THAT’S BAD FUNDAMENTALS!”
Packed your lunch, honey! You’ll never GUESS what it is!
Better to concentrate on getting to know the person sitting across from you at the table, and he you… including your love of bacon cheeseburgers. (Besides, if you order what you want, if the date’s a bust at least you’ll enjoy the meal.)