Congratulations. You’re surrounded by Hamburger Helper, Jello and Metamucil. You are officially the sexiest thing in this room.
“Do you always wear those glasses? Because you have really beautiful eyes.”
Take some do’s and don’ts from these coquettish pop culture characters and implement them in your own flirtation rotation.
Women do not intimidate men.
Make the first move on that cute, coy guy if you want, but just remember…
We were implying you guys would be naked. Because you’d be doin’ it. Did no one get that?
Who knows … maybe they’ll be rad enough that our little fling will become the real thing come fall…
This guy is officially the king of pick-ups.