Take a look at these stories of guys all over the world who just. Didn’t. Get it.
Sometimes deciphering texts from men can be like translating ancient Greek. Is he really “LOL?” And when should you stop sending him that floating question mark after he is—or isn’t—ignoring you?
And if 11F still rejects your advances, well, cheer up. There’s always the possibility that the weird guy in 23 B has liked what he’s seen in your frequent trips up and down the aisle, and sends a little bubbly your way.
Phones are a great way to keep someone’s attention (or break the ice) once you’ve already noticed them, not to mention the fact that huddling together to peer over a tiny screen is a sneaky yet efficient way of initiating (accidental?) physical contact.
Hey cutie, your next drink’s on me. (I’ve saved a lot of money because I’m still on my parents’ phone plan.)
Just because you’re ready to fish, doesn’t mean she’s going to take your bait. The gulf between friendly banter and getting her number can be vast.
I like my ladies like I like my coffee: a hot shock to the lap.
This is an ordinary social interaction that you probably repeat many times a day.