Few genres of music capture the lovelorn pain and hardship of everyday people quite like classic Country. Did your wife leave you? Did the plant shut down? Are you wallowing so far down the bottle that you can barely lift your head to cry all over again? There’s real blood seeping through that twang. Patsy Cline lived it, and Merle Haggard feels it to this day. If you’re lucky enough, you’ll find a little humor amidst the tears, like Waylon Jennings, who swears that he “will have sweet, sweet, sweet mental revenge” on his ex and her new lover. I will drink to that this weekend.