Whitney Collins
My Best Relationship Tip: Choose Your Battles Wisely. Or Don’t Choose Them At All.
There’s something to be said for letting the little things go.
7 Important Relationship Truths I Learned From John Hughes Movies
Hughes taught us you can’t force love any more than you can get everyone to appreciate the Psychedelic Furs.
5 Reasons The Griswolds Are The World’s Best Couple
Happy couples are happy because they refuse to acknowledge reality.
Astrological Matches Made In Heaven
These two a-holes can just go have their own party somewhere. (But you know you want to be invited.)
Astrological Matches Made In Hell
Sagittarius would probably describe an ideal date night as an order of hot wings at Hooters, three innings of a Yankees game, two lap dances, and taking some time off to see other people.
12 Things That Shouldn’t Be On Anyone’s Wedding Gift Registry
It’s like deer hunting with Paris Hilton.
5 Things You Should Never Have At Your Wedding
Gin. I need someone to get me gin. What’s the fastest way to get gin in my bloodstream? Through my eye? Someone pour gin in my eyes!
8 Dates That Sound Romantic But Aren’t
Have you ever worn a wicker backpack?
7 Relationship Milestones And How To Commemorate Them
And by “concert” I mean “gold” and by “tickets” I mean “necklace.”
6 Unexpected Perks of Long Term Relationships
In addition to backing out of weddings in Indiana, all sorts of other things can be blamed on significant others.
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