Sara Barron
3 Great Things About Dating a Foreigner
You’re abroad for work or play, you’re somehow more charming, more winning, more open by having had your horizons expanded, and so you meet someone.
Where You Should And Should Not Give A Guy A Hand-Job
I went shopping at a vintage store the other day and bought myself this really sassy, shoulder-padded ‘80s number.
About That Time I Did Drugs With My Boyfriend, Which Was A Mistake
“I live in a basement.”
I Am Of The Opinion That I Dated A Polite Homosexual
Homosexuality in a boyfriend isn’t a deal breaker. Neither is it my preferred mode of operation, but my point is I can swing it if I have to, most especially because I like having sex in the dark.
Pickup Lines For The Ride, Tutu Fresh, And More Crazy Classes At The Gym
I am, and please pardon the arrogance here, a bit of a connoisseur of The Crunch Class.
4 Reasons Dating A Male Stripper Would Be Pretty Amazing
As every long journey begins with a single step, so does every dinner out begins with a single dollar bill. So what if it’s come from a g-string?
How It Came To Pass That I Tried Hitting On A Drag King
I’ve always had this unrequited attraction to lesbians who read as male.
If You Must: 4 Ways To Back Out Of A Date You Really Don’t Want To Go On
You’re sick, but in a cute way.
The 5 Hottest Unattractive Things About Myself
A third nipple is, if nothing else, a thing to have to talk about.
I Was THIS CLOSE To Scoring A Hot Date On A New York City Shuttle Bus
There’s a hero on the bus.
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