Associate Editor, The Date Report @ HowAboutWe.com
In Colorado, it is against the law to kiss a woman that is sleeping.
“Yo baby, what are you doing tonight? You’re going out with me. And we’re gonna have sex.”
He sounds like a subdued caged animal who is trying to win a fake contest with a snooty, supercilious argument that is completely based on his pain and his strong desire to prove everyone who does not agree with him wrong — all while not having sex.
If King is right, there were early Christians who believed that Jesus was married, which has influenced Christian marriages, and views on relationships for thousands of years.
Have you heard of Underground Eats?
Pro tip: Any costume with a pregnant belly is 8x funnier than the same costume without.