Don’t let food fights get in the way of your relationship.

It is possible to find someone who just really likes you, and we all deserve that.

We are part of something much, much bigger than us, our decisions have a larger impact that we know, and our feelings are more logical and universal than we think they are.

For a real girl in the twenty-first century, some advice, like setting out 10,000 candles around a bathtub sprinkled with candy and bubbles, seems less than one step away from getting clubbed over the head and dragged back to a caveman’s den.

The retreatings! Muciny! O ciel!

Spend less time trying to find the right mate and more time trying to be the right mate.

OH WHAT FUN!

Birds do it, bees do it. Even educated fleas do it. Let’s do it, let’s fall in love.

Two heads really are better than one. But if the heads are the exact same, what’s the point?

Whatever you have going on, it’s beautiful. WHAT.EVER.