A combination of DFW, Nick Hornby, and Salinger means you’re at least a *touch* neurotic.
She will… enjoy disagreement, like making out, and have the same sense of “clean” as I do.
Guys will never admit to how much they crave that.
The other reason they’re great in bed is because they’re constantly having sex with fellow theater people.
Isn’t it almost always the things people do naturally, things they have no idea they’re even doing, that end up being the most alluring?
This cute girl I was chatting with at the hotel asked me what I thought about the Fast & Furious controversy. I said I don’t really care for Vin Diesel.
You will hear joints popping at all times and places.