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Janet Manley

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23 Steamy Pickup Lines For The Coffee Shop

I like my ladies like I like my coffee: a hot shock to the lap.

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How To Be The Sexiest Person In Every Room Of The House

Congratulations. You’re surrounded by Hamburger Helper, Jello and Metamucil. You are officially the sexiest thing in this room.

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22 Unfortunate Signs Your One Night Stand Was A Terrible Idea

14. He greets you with, “Good morning, my wife!”

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20 Pickup Lines For The Subway

I may have been waiting for this train for 20 goddamn minutes, but I’ve been waiting for a girl like you my whole life.

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22 Reasons To Date A Deli Meat Slicer

He’s a feminist who’s likely to offer, “Hey, want me to make you a sandwich?”

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23 Reasons To Date An Aussie

#10 If you’re “into sheep,” they know a great place for that kind of kinkery. (New Zealand.)

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What Your Favorite 80s Movie Says About Your Dating Persona

You will never want … that wagon wheel coffee table.