I like my ladies like I like my coffee: a hot shock to the lap.
Congratulations. You’re surrounded by Hamburger Helper, Jello and Metamucil. You are officially the sexiest thing in this room.
14. He greets you with, “Good morning, my wife!”
I may have been waiting for this train for 20 goddamn minutes, but I’ve been waiting for a girl like you my whole life.
He’s a feminist who’s likely to offer, “Hey, want me to make you a sandwich?”
#10 If you’re “into sheep,” they know a great place for that kind of kinkery. (New Zealand.)