Emily Winter
Emily Winter can't hear you over the sound of all these motorcycles and barbershop quartets. Follow her on Twitter @EmilyMcWinter.
20 Pickup Lines for When You See Your High School Classmates at Your Hometown Bar
Hey cutie, your next drink’s on me. (I’ve saved a lot of money because I’m still on my parents’ phone plan.)
The 41 Funniest Things Ever Said About Love, Sex & Relationships
“I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.”
23 Reasons to Date an Irish Person
#22 Natural red heads are a dying breed. Do the world a favor: bone a ginger.
21 Signs Your One Night Stand Was Awesome
#14 You’ve started naked rapping in the mirror again.
20 Pickup Lines For The Juice Bar
Juice bars are popping up all over the place, so why not get some sugar with your antioxidants?
What’s Your Burlesque Name?
Ever wonder what your name would be if you slapped tassels on your nips and mastered the art of strip comedy?
8 Things They Don’t Tell You About Dating A Comedian
I’m a standup comedian, and I’ve dated standup comedians. *barfs on self*
19 Awful Things To Say After Sex
#11 I think you owe me an apology.
19 Awesome Things To Say After Sex
“Even a terrible version of that would have been mind-blowing.”
18 Things I Will Demand When I’m A Bridezilla
I’m not ready for marriage, but I’m definitely ready for a wedding.
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