Emily Winter can't hear you over the sound of all these motorcycles and barbershop quartets. Follow her on Twitter @EmilyMcWinter.
Hey cutie, your next drink’s on me. (I’ve saved a lot of money because I’m still on my parents’ phone plan.)
“I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.”
#22 Natural red heads are a dying breed. Do the world a favor: bone a ginger.
Juice bars are popping up all over the place, so why not get some sugar with your antioxidants?
Ever wonder what your name would be if you slapped tassels on your nips and mastered the art of strip comedy?
I’m a standup comedian, and I’ve dated standup comedians. *barfs on self*