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Best of 2012: 13 Dr. Seuss Pickup Lines for Your Potential Sneech Muffin

I’ve danced with Thing 1, and held hands with Thing 2. But not a creature in Whoville compares to you.

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Get Lucky With These Winning Kentucky Derby Pickup Lines

Let’s drink Mint Juleps and horse around.

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Shakespeare in Love: Pickup Lines The Man Practically Wrote Himself

Happy Birthday, William Shakespeare!

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12 Easter Pickup Lines For That Special Somebunny

Come back to my place — I’ll give you a Peeps show.

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Seriously, Guys: Here Are Your Hilarious April Fool’s Pickup Lines

I don’t know what it is about today, but I’m fooling in love with you.

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Here Are Your Mad Men-Inspired Pickup Lines

Hey, good-lookin’. Let’s take a 17-month hiatus together and then pretend it never happened.

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Here Are Your Awesome Pickup Lines for Pi Day

My love for you is like π, endless and irrational.