Writer’s Note: It would appear that Prince doesn’t allow his music to see the light of YouTube. Our loss is not his gain. Prince’s “Kiss” is replaced by the Red Hot Chili Peppers; what they lack in subtly, they make up for with penis socks.
It’s time to wake up, dramatically throw open your front door, and shout, “Hey World, I’m ready to love again!”
We can’t all rebound at a moment’s notice, but we can take one last look at what we lost before moving on. Spend this weekend burrowing at home with a lousy movie, a box of candy and your finest pajamas.
Did your wife leave you? Did the plant shut down? Are you wallowing so far down the bottle that you can barely lift your head to cry all over again?
I am at a loss. Where did the summer go? Yesterday’s Memorial Day barbeque is today’s Labor Day weekend bash. Before… Read More
Do you ever wish you could tell a worldwide audience how your ex inspires you to slump into fits of rage blackouts?
Maybe I should just stick to drummers.
I don’t care if you can’t sing; screaming like a dying animal is practically a requirement as you summon your inner Beyonce or Boy George.