Chelsea Aaron
10 Pickup Lines To Help You Get That Cute Fashionista Naked
We were implying you guys would be naked. Because you’d be doin’ it. Did no one get that?
10 Steps To Nailing A Date When You’re A Coughing Mess Of Sickness
Order a Ny-Quil on the rocks and call attention to your wittiness with a coy, seductive giggle.
5 Games For Date Night That Could Very Well Lead To Sex
THE FOREPLAY IS PRACTICALLY DONE FOR YOU.
10 Funniest Wedding Pickup Lines You Will Ever Hear
Some people go to weddings to celebrate the blessed union of two close friends. Those people are morons.
10 Life Milestones We Actually Want To See In Our Facebook Feeds
Get on it, Zuckerberg.
9 Grocery Store Pickup Lines Smoother Than Peanut Butter (The Smooth Kind)
“What’s your favorite late night snack? Pie? I’ll buy 6 of them. That way you’ll have something to munch on after our fierce yet tender bang sesh.”
9 Ways To Get Him To Leave Your Apartment The Morning After
#4 Stage a fake phone call to your fake boyfriend, whose fake name is Bone Thug Murderer.
10 Hilarious Things To Say On A First Date NEVER
“Can you get that waiter back over here? I could totally hit a second round of that gold-dusted lobster. You’re paying, right?”
10 Pickup Lines For Flirting At The Bookstore
Bookstores are a lot like bars, except that you have to bring your own alcohol.
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