If you’re living together, or fighting on the regular, it pays to mix it up and try breaking the ice in an unexpected way.
Never tell a woman that any part of her body is gigantic. Unless you’re talking about her brain.
Cheaters are people whose personal happiness is above all other concern. Businessmen, politicians, and me. And maybe you?
It’s kind of like pooping your pants or something.
Then do a funny dance and change the subject.
Secrets from the Perpetual Girlfriend: 4 Things My Therapist Taught Me About Relationships (That I Should’ve Known)
Having a therapist is just kind of like having a maid, someone to pick up the forgotten bits and do maintenance on your ego-stricken heart when you’re feeling unloved.