A few weeks ago, during National Etiquette Week, we posted an infographic of the Top 10 Worst First-Date No-Nos based on what HowAboutWe members have listed as the biggest turn-offs in their profiles. (Being rude to the waitstaff, texting, talking about your ex and talking about sex all topped the list.)

Then ABC News Now anchors Rob Nelson and Diana Perez decided to give their viewers a taste of the worst first date ever: They pretended to go on a date themselves, using all of our don’ts. (Her: “[One turnoff is] mother talk.” Him: “I just stopped breastfeeding last week. Attachment parenting!”). It’s the funniest worst first date we’ve ever seen. Watch:

What’s your biggest first-date turnoff?

[ABC News / The Top 10 Worst First Date No-Nos]