If you don’t have time to lolly-gag around the internet all day searching for wacky sex and relationship articles like we do, this one’s for you! The best stuff that people are talking about right now, from all over the web.

The “Worst” Cosmo Magazine Sex Tips Men Actually Like [The Gloss]

How To Wear A Skirt In New York Like A Lady, God Damn It [Village Voice]

What Your Dog Says About Your Dating Life [YourTango]

25 Secrets Of Successful Daters [Essence]

How To Write A Nicholas Sparks Book In 6 Easy Steps [Cracked]

4 Dating Tips For Tall Women [Divine Caroline]