Vocab Lessons: Femoral Intercourseby HowAboutWe on January 27, 2012
Here’s a new phrase for you to bring up at happy hour tonight (or over brunch this weekend), via our friends at iVillage: Femoral intercourse.
This is a rather handy solution to the sleepy female / awake and erect male syndrome: Originally used as a method of birth control and to preserve virginity, “femoral intercourse” involves him thrusting his penis between your closed thighs instead of inside your vagina. It’s a gentle, noninvasive way to have sex, and it keeps both of you satisfied. If he places his penis near the top of your thighs so it slides in between your vaginal lips, sleepy female can rapidly turn into wide awake, horny female!
Good to know!