23 Steamy Pickup Lines For The Coffee Shopby Janet Manley on September 27, 2012
September 29 is International Coffee Day, which means that tons of hotties are going to be FLOCKING to your local java joint. (Isn’t that what that means?) To celebrate, join them and arm yourself with these pickup lines — maybe you’ll pick up a date with that hot espresso. Good luck!
1. Hark! An angel has fallen to grounds.
2. I had to clean my filter twice after I saw how beautiful you are, because I couldn’t believe my Arabicas.
3. I’ve got a love story for you: Long black meets flat white.
4. I like my ladies like I like my coffee: a hot shock to the lap.
5. Is that a steam wand in your pocket?
6. You giving me your number sounds like a fair trade.
7. You’ve turned me down before, but I’m asking for an extra shot.
8. Wanna go on a doppio date?
9. You’re looking very non-fat these days…
10. If you need to take it slow, I can cold-brew.
11. I fall hard and fast: I’m a plunger.
12. Do you want me to grind that for you?
13. I can’t get out of bed in the morning without a hot Americano.
14. I bet you don’t like drips.
15. If you behave, I might let you empty my knockbox.
16. I like you, just promise you won’t tamper with my heart.
17. My mom told me I had to marry a lawyer…you’re a barista, right? .
18. You could be my Puck Everlasting.
19. I bet you get a latte of dates.
20. Honey! I think I just blew a gasket.
21. I’m very gentle on the frothing knob.
22. Baby, chi-know I’ve been thinkin’ ‘bout you.
23. You roast my heart.