Did you know?

  1. Hipsters love to 69.
  2. Hipsters love to make sex tapes using their iPhone 4S.
  3. Hipsters love the idea of open relationships, but they prefer booty calls with good buddies.
  4. Hipsters love ironic tattoos in secret places. Yes, that’s a rainbow tramp stamp you’re looking at.
  5. Hipster guys love to shave their a-holes.
  6. Hipster girls love to shop for sex toys at Shag Brooklyn.
  7. Hipster guys love to fantasize about the Suicide Girls, but they’d really rather hook up with someone they went to college with.
  8. Hipster girls love to fantasize about being a Suicide Girl, but they worry too much what their dads would think.
  9. Hipsters love screwing to the Yeah Yeah Yeahs. They like making love to Neutral Milk Hotel.
  10. Hipsters love to leave their hat on.

If you think you might be dating a hipster but are unsure, take our handy dandy Quiz: Are You Dating A Hipster? It will let you know if you should be exercising your hand job muscles or if you need to pick up some Fruit Loops for your post-coital snack. (Things hipsters do, apparently.)

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[Em & Lo]

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