20 Ways To Tell You’re Banging A Hipsterby Lauren Passell on May 23, 2012
Did you know?
- Hipsters love to 69.
- Hipsters love to make sex tapes using their iPhone 4S.
- Hipsters love the idea of open relationships, but they prefer booty calls with good buddies.
- Hipsters love ironic tattoos in secret places. Yes, that’s a rainbow tramp stamp you’re looking at.
- Hipster guys love to shave their a-holes.
- Hipster girls love to shop for sex toys at Shag Brooklyn.
- Hipster guys love to fantasize about the Suicide Girls, but they’d really rather hook up with someone they went to college with.
- Hipster girls love to fantasize about being a Suicide Girl, but they worry too much what their dads would think.
- Hipsters love screwing to the Yeah Yeah Yeahs. They like making love to Neutral Milk Hotel.
- Hipsters love to leave their hat on.
If you think you might be dating a hipster but are unsure, take our handy dandy Quiz: Are You Dating A Hipster? It will let you know if you should be exercising your hand job muscles or if you need to pick up some Fruit Loops for your post-coital snack. (Things hipsters do, apparently.)
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[Em & Lo]