20 Pickup Lines For The Juice Barby Emily Winter on August 06, 2012
Juice bars are popping up all over the place, so why not get some sugar with your antioxidants? Put tongue to cheek and try one of these lines…
1. Excuse me, I couldn’t help but wonder — does the carpet match the grapes?
2. You’re the apple of my underpants.
3. It takes two to mango. Actually it doesn’t, but I’d really like to get your number.
4. They’re out of cherries — will you be on top?
5. Let’s get seedy.
6. What would you say to a one-night lemonade stand?
7. Make like a barista and squeeze me.
8. Give me a raspberry, and a hickey.
9. YOU HAVE THE BIGGEST SMOOTHIE I HAVE EVER SEEN.
10. Your wheat grass looks excellent in those shorts.
11. Will you cherry me?
12. Is that a banana in your smoothie? And are you happy to see me?
13. Nice pits.
14. Nice stems.
15. Can I buy you some decapitated, pulverized pineapples?
16. Let’s ginseng in the rain.
17. I know you say you cantaloupe, but honeydew.
18. Let’s make Runts.
19. Can I call you some lime?
20. If you agree to go out with me, I won’t take you for pomegranate.