15 Foods That Literally Say I Love Youby Lauren Passell on August 16, 2012
Last week we talked about sandwiches to make for your boyfriend that will blow his mind, but in case that didn’t get the message across, here’s a more direct route: food that literally screams I LOVE YOU!
If it’s a foot long, you can make the message longer. Ex: “I loooooove you, sweetcheeks.” Or “I love lamp.”
Jesus. Bacon can do anything.
This one is awesome if you suck at cooking because it requires no cooking. It’d be a fun little treat to surprise your boyfriend or girlfriend by planting these all over their house in unexpected places. They will either think you are super sweet, or that Santa Clause is plotting to kill them.
Remember to take out the googly eyes before your love bug starts chomping — or they will think that you and Santa Claus are trying to kill them. Choking hazard alert!
This dish says so much more than I Love You. (Pancakes mean sex, right?)
Who in their mother f*cking mind wouldn’t want a pizza in the shape in a heart made by their crush? MY heart just exploded.
Meatloaf — an interesting choice. This is how June Cleaver hinted to Ward that she wanted to get nasty in episode #982 of Leave It To Beaver.
That … is mayonnaise. And if this doesn’t lead to a mayo wrestling match/sex session, I will be disappointed in you.
If loving this is wrong, I don’t want to be right. And it is, it is wrong. Hot dog egg hearts? I think a preschooler on drugs whipped up this dish.
Do not ask me how to get the hearts out of the watermelon once you have pressed in the cookie cutter. I have hired some detectives to crack the case and will get back to you.
This must be New Orleans version of Engagement Chicken.
Because those are Twinkies, you can pretty much make this dish with ingredients at the 7-11. Which means you can woo the cashier at the 7-11. Invite me to the wedding.
Best eaten with chopsticks — off your partner’s hot, naked body, obviously.
Once again, your lover may feel threatened, wary that these oddly shaped eggs are not romantic, but deadly and doused in toxic chemicals. But if they eat the eggs without question, you know they really freaking love you.
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I don’t know who only serves four letters in their alphabet soup, but it’s a cute idea, anyway.