11 WTF Sex Dreams And What They Actually Mean
by Lauren Passell on June 04, 2012
If you dream about a dominatrix
you’re looking to find God or want to step up your spirituality.
If you dream about watching someone get naked
you’re compassionate. You want to understand that person better and want to become comfortable with them.
If you dream about castration
you’re feeling uncreative.
If you dream about orgies
you’re spread way too thin. Clear out your calendar a bit!
If you dream about an erection
you’re powerful and energetic right now. Put that stuff to use and start a new project, take a class, ask out that cute guy finally, whatever!
If you dream about wearing a chastity belt
you’re too protective. Loosen up.
If you dream about condoms
it depends. If the condom is wrapped, it means you need to start letting other people voice their opinions. If you’re a woman and you dream about a man wearing a condom, it means you feel emotionally protected. And finally, if the condom is unwrapped, it means you’re sexually frustrated.
If you dream about incest
you are not attracted to a family member, you forgive them for an argument.
If you dream about performing oral sex on yourself
you’re selfish.
If you dream about being gay
you’re not gay — you accept yourself.
But! If you dream about being bisexual
you’re gay.














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