If you dream about a dominatrix

you’re looking to find God or want to step up your spirituality.

If you dream about watching someone get naked

you’re compassionate. You want to understand that person better and want to become comfortable with them.

If you dream about castration

you’re feeling uncreative.

If you dream about orgies

you’re spread way too thin. Clear out your calendar a bit!

If you dream about an erection

you’re powerful and energetic right now. Put that stuff to use and start a new project, take a class, ask out that cute guy finally, whatever!

If you dream about wearing a chastity belt

you’re too protective. Loosen up.

If you dream about condoms

it depends. If the condom is wrapped, it means you need to start letting other people voice their opinions. If you’re a woman and you dream about a man wearing a condom, it means you feel emotionally protected. And finally, if the condom is unwrapped, it means you’re sexually frustrated.

If you dream about incest

you are not attracted to a family member,  you forgive them for an argument.

If you dream about performing oral sex on yourself

you’re selfish.

If you dream about being gay

you’re not gay — you accept yourself.

But! If you dream about being bisexual

you’re gay.

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