Funny or Die recently created a sequel to the Godfather of rom-coms, When Harry Met Sally. It’s pretty hilarious and it has Helen Mirren doing gross things.

Ha! Anyway, it got us wondering what other classic rom-coms might be deserving of a sequel (or at least a trailer for a sequel). Here are our pitches:

My Best Friend’s Divorce

After 13 years of marriage Michael (Dermot Mulroney) and Kimmy (Cameron Diaz) are sick and tired of each other. Michael calls upon his best friend Julianne (Julia Roberts) to help him through this trying time, but she’s got an ulterior motive: a second chance at love with the one who got away. Somehow, they manage to work in another Dionne Warwick sing-along.

The 45-Year-Old Who’s Only Had Sex With One Person

After a 5 year marriage, Andy (Steve Carell) and Trish (Catherine Keener), find themselves bored in the bedroom. They both agree that reason must be that Andy has only ever slept with one person — Trish. Andy consults his poker buddies and they embark on a mission to get Andy laid… by someone else. It’s basically exactly the same as the first one, but Seth Rogen has more lines and Zach Galifiniakis is probably in it as Trish’s wacky brother.

Pretty Woman 2: Cinder-f*ckin’-rellas

Power couple Vivian Ward (Julia Roberts) and Edward (Richard Gere) capitalize on their individual skills and open a high-end brothel in Hollywood. Vivian’s close friend, Kit De Luca (who serves as “senior escort”), meets the man of her dreams (I don’t know… Matthew McConnaughey?), but unfortunately… he’s a client. Vivian must choose between helping her best friend find love or losing her most experienced worker.

Never Been Felt Up

Josie (Drew Barrymore) is now a successful reporter who, despite lots of smooching with her English teacher beau, Sam, has still never been to second base. In order to get the “scoop” on college promiscuity, Josie goes undercover and pledges a sorority. She endures hazing and ridicule at the hands of her would-be sisters, befriends a nerd, accidentally does drugs, and dates an over-sexed jock in her pursuit of an under-the-bra fondling, but no dice. Josie draws on her experience and publishes the article of her career — a moving personal essay about her under-appreciated breasts. Then Sam feels her up in a football field in front of a bunch of people.

You’ve Got Mail 2: Privacy Settings

Joe (Tom Hanks) and Kathleen’s (Meg Ryan) daughter (Blake Lively) runs a small but well-loved culture blog and she falls in love with the CEO of the largest social network on the planet (Andy Samberg).